dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

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ohimechin:

Exactly what I’ve been looking for

ohimechin:

Exactly what I’ve been looking for

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sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

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ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

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nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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